Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s