Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...