Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...