A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...