The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...