Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...