Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....