Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...