Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....