Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″