A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...