Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...