Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...