Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
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What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...