Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...