Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...