The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...