cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...