Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Rejection Letter Form
Feel Free to Cut and PasteThe Mr. Right Rejection Letter FormDear ,I...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...