The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...