Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...