I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...