Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...