Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...