Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...