A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...