Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...