What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Company buzz words
|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90′s Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...