What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...