Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...