Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!