Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...