Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.