Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...