Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...