The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...