Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...