Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...