What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!