A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...