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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
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And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
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