How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...