Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...