Only in America…
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Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
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The 5th floor!
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Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...