Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...