How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...