Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...