No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!