How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...