Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...